When I can be arsed, The Incredible Suit provides you with a new playlist of movie music to wrap your ear-pipes around in the hope that a) you like it and b) you discover something new and exciting, like an extra nipple but more useful. The regularity of these playlists is not to be relied upon in any way.

Each playlist is between 30 and 60 minutes and is based on a theme - a specific composer, director, franchise or some other excuse I made up to include more music from the Bond films.

All you need to enjoy these miniature aural festivals are some form of computer device, some speakers and Spotify, which you can download for free right here, right now.

So make your selection, turn up the volume and let me make sweet metaphorical love to your listening holes. Just leave the money on the table.