Reviews

Here's a list of films I've stroked my chin over. Why not have a stroke yourself? I don't mean that in either the medical or sexual sense you understand, although what you do in the comfort of your own home is entirely your business.

I've come up with a genius method of arranging the list, whereby the films are displayed in the same order in which each film's first letter appears in the alphabet (ignoring definite and indefinite articles, obv), so you should have no trouble locating any given movie.

2 Guns (Empire magazine)
9
12 Angry Men
12 Years A Slave
13 Assassins
21 Jump Street
22 Jump Street
22 Jump Street (Virgin Movies)
'71
The 100-Year-Old Man Who Jumped Out the Window and Disappeared (Film4.com)
127 Hours
2012
10,000 KM
20,000 Days On Earth
20,000 Days On Earth (VODzilla.co)
The A-Team
The Adjustment Bureau
The Adopted (Empire magazine)
Adventureland
The Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn
The Age Of Stupid
Ajami
Alice
Alice In Wonderland (2010)
Aliens
Alvin And The Chipmunks: Chipwrecked (Empire magazine)
The Amazing Spider-Man
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 
The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (Virgin Movies)
The American
American Hustle
American Hustle (The Shiznit)
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues (Film4.com)
Angels Of Evil
Animal Kingdom
Anonymous 
Argo
The Artist 
Attack The Block
Au Revoir Les Enfants
Avatar
The Awakening
The Back To The Future Trilogy
The Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call - New Orleans
Bambi
Batman Begins
Battle Los Angeles
Beasts Of The Southern Wild
Bed & Breakfast
Behind The Candelabra (The Shiznit)
Berberian Sound Studio
Bernie
The Birds (Virgin Movies)
Black Dynamite
Black Swan
Blade Runner
The Bling Ring (Empire magazine)
Blue Is The Warmest Colour (The Shiznit)
Blue Valentine
The Bourne Legacy (Empire magazine)
The Box
Boyhood
Bram Stoker's Dracula
Bridesmaids
Brighton Rock
The Brothers Bloom
Bruno
Buried
Burlesque
The Cabin In The Woods
The Call (Empire magazine)
Captain America: The First Avenger
Captain America: The Winter Soldier
Captain Phillips
Carnage
Cars 2 (Empire magazine)
Casablanca
Casino Royale (2006) (Mini review)
Casino Royale (2006) (Full review)
Catfish
Celeste & Jesse Forever
Chalet Girl
Chicago
Chronicle
Clash Of The Titans (2010)
A Clockwork Orange
Clone
Closed Circuit (Film4.com)
Cloverfield
Compliance
Compliance (Empire magazine)
Contagion 
Contagion (Empire magazine)
Cowboys & Aliens
Crazy, Stupid, Love.
Crossplot
Curling King
Cyrus
A Dangerous Method
The Dark Knight Rises
Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes (Virgin Movies)
The Descendants 
Devil
The Devil's Double (Empire magazine)
Die Another Day
The Disappearance Of Alice Creed
District 9
Django Unchained
Dogtooth
The Double
Double Take
Dr. No
Dracula (1931)
Dreams Of A Life
Dreamscape
Drive
The Drop
Due Date
The Duke Of Burgundy
Dumbo
Eden (Empire magazine)
Edge
Edge Of Tomorrow
Electric Boogaloo: The Wild, Untold Story of Cannon Films
Elysium (The Shiznit)
Elysium (Film.com4)
L'Enfance Nue
Everything Or Nothing
Exam
Exit Through The Gift Shop
The Expendables
The Falling
Family Jewels
Fantasia
Fantastic Mr. Fox
A Field In England (The Shiznit)
Filth
Filth (The Shiznit)
Fire, Ice & Dynamite
First Blood
Fish Tank
The Fly (1986)
For Your Eyes Only
Foreign Correspondent
Four Lions
Foxcatcher
Friends With Benefits 
Friends With Benefits (Virgin Movies)
From Russia With Love
Fury
Gangster Squad
The Ghost
The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet's Nest
The Girl Who Played With Fire
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2009)
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)
God Bless America
The Godfather
Godzilla (2014)
Gold
GoldenEye
Goldfinger 
The Grand Budapest Hotel
The Great Muppet Caper
The Great White Silence
The Green Hornet
Green Lantern
Gremlins
Guardians Of The Galaxy
The Guest
The Hangover Part II
Hanna 
Happy Feet Two (Empire magazine)
Harry Brown
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1
Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince
Haywire
Headhunters
Heartbeats
Help! (Empire magazine)
Her
The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey
The Hobbit: The Desolation Of Smaug (The Shiznit)
The Hole (2010)
Holy Motors
Hot Fuzz
Hot Tub Time Machine
How To Train Your Dragon
The Hunger Games 
The Hunt 
The Hunter (Empire magazine)
The Hurt Locker
I Am Number Four
I Saw The Devil 
I Saw The Devil (Film4.com)
I'm So Excited (Empire magazine)
I'm Still Here
The Ides Of March
The Imitation Game
The Imposter
In Your Eyes
Inception
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (The Shiznit)
The Incredible Burt Wonderstone (Empire magazine)
The Incredibles
Inglourious Basterds
Inside Job
Inside Llewyn Davis (The Shiznit)
The Internship (Empire magazine)
Iron Man 2
Iron Man Three
It is fine! EVERYTHING IS FINE.
It's Kind Of A Funny Story
The Italian Job
Jack Reacher 
Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit
The James Bond films (Empire magazine)
Jamie Marks Is Dead
Jane Eyre (2011) (Empire magazine) 
Jason And The Argonauts
The Jewel Of The Nile
Juan Of The Dead (Empire magazine)
Junkhearts
Jurassic Park
Just Do It: A Tale Of Modern Day Outlaws
Kaboom
Kick-Ass
The Kid (1921)
The Kids Are All Right
The Killers (1964)
Knight And Day
The Lady Vanishes (1938)
Land Ho!
Last Tango In Paris (Empire magazine)
Lawless
Le Donk & Scorz-ayz-ee
The Lego Movie
Les Miserables
Let Me In
Let The Bullets Fly
Let The Right One In (The Shiznit)
Licence To Kill 
Life Of Pi
Live And Let Die
The Living Daylights
Living On Love Alone
Locke (The Shiznit)
The Lodger (1927)
Long Distance
Looper
The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King
Lucy
Lymelife
The Machine That Kills Bad People
Magic
Mamma Mia!
The Man Who Haunted Himself (Empire magazine)
The Man With The Golden Gun
Margaret (Empire magazine) 
The Marine 2
Martha Marcy May Marlene
Marvel Avengers Assemble
Mary Poppins (Empire magazine)
Mesrine
Micmacs
Mission: Impossible- Ghost Protocol
Monsters
Moon
Moonraker
Mother
Moulin Rouge!
Mr. Popper's Penguins (Empire magazine)
Mr. Turner
The Muppet Christmas Carol
The Muppet Movie
Muppet Treasure Island
The Muppets
The Muppets Take Manhattan
My Brother The Devil
My Old Lady
My Week With Marilyn 
Mystery Road (The Shiznit)
Napoleon Dynamite
Ne Me Quitte Pas
Never Let Me Go
Night Bus
Noah
Nobody Else But You
North By Northwest
North Sea Hijack
Octopussy
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
Only God Forgives
Only God Forgives (The Shiznit)
Only God Forgives (Virgin Movies)
Oslo, August 31st
Pacific Rim
Painless
Parker (Empire magazine)
Paul
The Peddler
Pieta (Film 4)
Pillow Talk (Empire magazine)
Pinocchio
The Pipe
The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists
The Place Beyond The Pines
The Place Beyond The Pines (The Shiznit)
Playing For Keeps (Empire magazine)
Ponyo
Precious
Predators
Primer
Prisoners (The Shiznit)
Prometheus
A Prophet
Quantum Of Solace
The Raid
Raiders Of The Lost Ark
Rango
Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes
The Road
RoboCop (2014)
Robin Hood (1973) (Empire magazine)
Robot & Frank 
Rock Of Ages (Empire magazine)
Room 237
Route Irish
The Rover 
The Rover (Film4.com)
Rumble Fish (Empire magazine)
Rust And Bone
Salt
The Salvation
Saving Mr Banks (Virgin Movies)
Scarface (1932)
The School Of Rock
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
A Serious Man
The Sessions
Seven (Empire magazine)
Sex And The City 2
Shame
Sherlock Holmes
The Shining
Short Circuit (Empire magazine)
Shout At The Devil
Shrek Forever After
Shutter Island
Sightseers
Sin City: A Dame To Kill For (Virgin Movies)
The Skin I Live In
Skyfall (no spoilers)
Skyfall (spoilers)
Skyfall (Film4.com)
Skyfall (Empire magazine)
Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs
Snowtown
The Social Network
Song For Marion
Song For Marion (Film4.com)
Source Code
Speed
Spring Breakers (The Shiznit)
Spring Breakers (Empire magazine)
The Spy Who Loved Me
Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Star Trek (2009)
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars: The Clone Wars
Starsuckers
Stoker (The Shiznit)
The Stone Roses: Made Of Stone (The Shiznit)
Strawberry Fields
Submarine
Super 8
Superman: The Movie
Sympathy For Mr Vengeance
Tabu (Empire magazine)
Take Shelter
Tales From The Golden Age
Terminator Salvation
Terri
Thirst
This Is War / Severe Clear
This Must Be The Place
Thor
The Three Colours Trilogy
Thunderball
The Tillman Story
Timecrimes
Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy
Tokyo Tribe
Tomorrow Never Dies
Top Hat (Empire magazine)
A Town Called Panic
Toy Story 3
Trash Humpers
The Tree Of Life
TrollHunter 
Tron Legacy
True Grit (2011)
Twelve Monkeys
Tyrannosaur
Under The Skin
Underground
Underground (Empire magazine)
Unstoppable
Up
Up In The Air
Upside Down: The Creation Records Story
Upstream Colour (The Shiznit)
Valhalla Rising
A View To A Kill
War Horse
We Need To Talk About Kevin
Where The Wild Things Are
Whip It
Whiplash
White God
Wild Bill
Winter's Bone
The Wolf Of Wall Street
The Wolfman (2010)
The Woman In Black
The World's End
The World's End (Virgin Movies)
World's Greatest Dad
The World Is Not Enough
Wreck-It Ralph
Wreck-It Ralph (Empire magazine)
X-Men: Days Of Future Past
X-Men: Days Of Future Past (Virgin Movies)
X-Men: First Class
Yellow Submarine (Empire magazine)
You Only Live Twice
Young And Innocent
Young Sherlock Holmes
Youth In Revolt
Zero Dark Thirty (The Shiznit)