Hello! I'm Peter Lorre, the boggle-eyed, moon-faced sinister foreign bad guy from some of the greatest films ever made - Casablanca, The Maltese Falcon, The Man Who Knew Too Much and many more. I was also in Fritz Lang's M, but that's a bit overrated to be honest.
I was just thinking that if you're at all bored or down in the dumps, maybe you'd like it if I entertained you for a few moments with my ridonkulous face?
You would? Oh good!
Lots of love,
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